If you could be another person...
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If you could be another person for a day, who would it be and why?

This varies. Maybe I'd want to be Carlos Zambrano, who just signed a pretty fat contract extension. I'd love to be an awesome pitcher, playing for the Cubs. If you win, you're a hero. If you don't, no sweat the Cubs never win anyway.

But, that's not enough for me and my ego.

If I could be anyone, right now, I'd want to be A-Rod. I'd want to go out and have a game where I played flawless defense, hit a monster homerun or two, and then bang a bunch of strippers. Just like A-Rod.

Except that, instead of trying to be all nice and likeable like A-Rod seems to do, I would grab the microphone and be honest. Which is to say... basically I'd tell all the Yankee fans that give me crap that, yes, I am much much better at baseball than Derek Jeter and that if they don't like me they can go suck it.

Ironically, or not ironically, I think the Yankee fans would like him more if he did that.